The Democratic Republic of Oofery 97 is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.277 billion Oofery 97ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Oofery 97ian economy, worth 115 trillion banks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,690 banks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Oofery 97 is often a lifetime appointment, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery 97's national animal is the card, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oofery 97 is ranked 175,904^th in the world and 370^th in Oofery for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.